Let’s see, what can I tell you about my glamorous author career?

I did a book signing recently at the lovely Bouncing Wall boutique in Queen Anne…

Peddled my wares at the Crave Holiday party…

Found a few more boutiques and salons in Seattle to sell my book, including the Regeneration Salon, Lily’s , and Oohla’s Hair Design…

Wrote an entire novel in the fall that I now cannot open because I wrote it on my [INSERT NAME OF GIANT E-TAILER HERE] laptop, which, unbeknownst to me, was encrypting EVERYTHING. $#!(#@ Unfortunately or not, that novel sucked so I am onto the next one, which features a World of Warcraft playing nerd who lives in his mother’s basement (the younger brother of our heroine), and a perpetually stoned but talented rock guitarist (the romantic interest). As for the heroine herself, she is still but an unformed blob. I don’t know what I’m doing with her. I think she’s going to be catapulted into some kind of quasi-celebrity that forces her to face all her demons but I don’t even know what those damn demons are yet or what my heroine wants out of life. I do know she’s insecure but lovable (of course) and takes out her insecurities on those around her by trying to control their lives, when really she’s not in control of her own.

With any luck, this novel will be on the shelves by Christmas 2037.

Yours truly,
Rebecca