Well, I’ve taken a bit of a break from touring but am gearing up for some appearances in October and November. What with all the groupies, the sex, the drugs on the last leg of the tour, I needed a break! Besides, the first big sparkly “B ” fell off the tour bus (piece of crap letters made in Taiwan) so it now says “reakup Babe.” I mean, what the hell, I can’t really tour around in THAT.

But the letters have been reaffixed and I’m ready to rock and roll!

THUS. Come to my book signing at A Book for All Seasons in lovely Leavenworth on October 14th from 1-3 p.m.. ‘Twill be Oktoberfest and the leaves will be gold and I won’t have to do anything but sit there and look pretty and sign copies. I have not yet done any signings only. I wonder if anyone will buy any? Usually I have to stand up there and juggle and dance and try to persuade everyone how charming I am and how funny my book is, and even then, people don’t always buy it! So we shall see.

Next up. I know I have made it now because I am appearing at the Auburn Supermall on November 5! Only the top authors and celebrities and NASCAR drivers are asked to appear here, so it really is quite an honor. I’m borrowing a dress from Oscar de la Renta for the occasion, during which I will be doing a signing at a lovely little shop called Fuego during “The Magical Night of Giving.” This is a night you do not want to miss!

Finally. I’ll be reading once again at Borders in Tacoma on November 4th. Oops, wait, that comes before November 5th, doesn’t it? Well, excuse me, I’m just so excited about the Auburn Supermall I had to mention that first. I don’t yet have the address for that Borders but I’ll get it soon. Details, details.

For now, off to stock the tour bus with champagne.